George Bernard Shaw telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of Major Barbara: "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one."
Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one."

Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one."

Tengo los bolsillos llenos de verdades (by Charlie)